Guys we’re doing “Hey Girl” memes for English and I would like some opinions, please?

They’re written to Gatsby from The Great Gatsby. And I was wondering what you guys thought, here they are:

Hey Old Sport,

I heard you liked impressing married women, so I bought you more beautiful shirts for them to cry into.

Hey Old Sport,

I heard you liked living in the past, so I got you a time machine.

Hey Old Sport, 

I heard you liked getting shot, so I brought over my hunting buddies.

Feel free to tell me if they’re stupid and they’ll probably only make sense if you’ve read the books. But yeah…