“You’re looking peaky again, Moony. D’you know what I think you need?”
“Don’t say gillyweed.”
“This is not just gillyweed! This is the finest herbal remedy disinheritance can buy.”
“You are high already.”
“Yes, and look at me! Peak physical condition! It’s an old Black family tradition, Moony. Would I lie to you?”
“Yes, and often. You are one great, insane farce, Sirius Black.”

(Source: scaly-panties)